Citizens on Patrol

I too am in a place where parking is a problem. When looking for a place to live I require a parking spot. Yes I do have a car. It has not been driven in over a year. There has been some uproar recently about people using our spots. Residence are taking notes of all cars without stickers.
Then I come home see a pink note on my car. Is this car abandoned, move it. Then I get a text from my landlord. Is that white Toyota yours. Yeah it is, I don't use it that often
People think it's abandoned    move it if you don't use it.
I did not reply   I'll take no part in the nonsense    
This is not the solution.

You see this                                                                           But it's more like this